Money is not the problem: meet Joe

Hi RIPpers,

As you know, at Hooli we’re all multi-billionaire! Why? Came on, You know why! I’ve always been open about my salary and…

Yeah, you earn a lot of money, but that’s probably because you’re a Director or a VP or what? The CEO??

No, I’m actually one of the lowest leveled in the company. Salary-wise I guess I’m in the bottom quartile of the salary distribution among Hooli employees (in Switzerland).

… where do I send my CV?

Exactly. So it’s not unusual to hear stories of people reaching FI and retiring on some nest egg accumulated over the course of just few years. I’ve already told you the story of Mr. Crypt in last post, but there’s more: it’s getting common to hear things like: “XYZ quit Hooli to pursue his lifelong dream of collecting flowers” or “Goodbye buddies, I’m leaving Hooli to take a trip around the world for the next… 3 years? Is that enough?”.

Yeah, I discovered that FI, ER and other personal finance topics are definitely not a taboo at Hooli! Even more: I’ve found an internal Hooli mailing list about mustachianism with more than 1k members, sharing FI strategy, saving rates, early retirement plans, blog articles, etc etc… I’ve found that out of my small team of 5 engineers, 2 of them are on that mailing list including… wait for it… even my manager!

RIP, where do I send my CV??

Indeed! Listen to this one: we’ve organized a mustachian lunch in our Swiss office few weeks ago and it was a success! Meeting room fully booked and guest star my blogger friend MustachianPost! A true success! Hooli mustachians sharing ideas and dreams about investing, saving and what motivates them to reach FI! There’s been a huge demand to make it a recurring event, yay! Everybody wants to FIRE! Everybody loves freedom! Joe loves freedom too!

RIP, please, listen to me! Where do I send my… wait… who the hell is Joe?

I know Joe more or less since I started my Hooli adventure in 2012. He has been my manager’s manager for a while. He’s kind, he’s skilled, he’s awesome.

Several months before launching this blog, roughly 2.5 years ago, I had a chat with him about future and life goals. It was a friendly chat, not a manager-employee meeting. I trusted a lot Joe so I shared with him some pieces of the truth… you know… if you build this economic machine that generates more than you need then working is optional… Shared with him some of my thoughts about this amazing topic I discovered maybe one or two years before.

I remember his smile and his calm and relaxing voice: “RIP, I’m doing exactly that. I think I’ll work one more year so that I can pull the trigger

Whaaaat? Seriously??

He meant it.

One year later he quit Hooli and went back to his LCOL country with his family, for good.

He’s younger than me. I think almost 5 years younger. He reached FI 2 years ago, I’m still at least 3 years away. I’m aiming to reach early retirement before age 45, he’d already be retired by a decade by then! You rock! My sincere congratulations Joe! 🙂

I was so happy for him and so thankful too. He showed me this FIRE thing is actually doable. Real people do that, not just Very Important Bloggers.

So why am I talking about Joe?

Because few days ago I had lunch with him at Hooli, here in Switzerland.

Joe is back.

When I saw the announcement mail at the beginning of February “please, say welcome back Joe at Hooli! I was both scared and excited. Excited because he’s one of the best person I’ve been working with, and a good friend. Having him around in the office is an amazing news! Scared because… what the fuck are you doing here? You’re supposed to be living my dream life!

I invited him for lunch and he replied “Sure, let’s have lunch together. I remember you wanted to do something similar to what I did. Let’s have a chat so you can learn from my failure

Ho-li-sheeeet I don’t know if I’m prepared to listen to what I’m going to hear from Joe“, that was my first thought.

In the FIRE community we’re so overwhelmed with success stories that we forget how big is the impact of survivorship bias. You don’t read many failure stories on the net. People who somehow failed are not bragging on forums and blogs.

Anyway, I met Joe and asked him to tell me his story.

He quit Hooli and went back to his home country. He didn’t fully retire, but started his own consulting company. He mainly freelanced, working whenever he wanted for whoever he wanted. He said he worked at a very slow pace (I assume somewhere between 2-3 days per week, maybe even less) and he still made a lot of money.

If your resume says you worked for Hooli, your hourly price can be very high. People will pay you a lot!

He worked very part time. He relaxed. He traveled a lot.

This last year (and half) was the best year of my life!

Holy sheet Joe, what went wrong then?

Well, my wife didn’t like living in our country, she wanted to come back to Switzerland. She suffered the lack of energy that this thrilling environment brought to her life. Plus we have a kid that’s approaching preschool and he might have more opportunities here…

I asked him several other questions like “why not working part time here?” or “can’t you keep your consulting gig here instead of coming back to work?”. Problem is that they got used to high standard of living and maintaining the same lifestyle is very costly here in Switzerland. My guess it’s in the range 3-4x compared to his home country. We also touched investments topic and other money related issues but that was not the point.

The point is: Early Retirement is not as easy as you might expect.

It’s easy to get caught by the FIRE wave and go blind toward FI, thinking that everything will be awesome once you reach freedom, but it’s not always the case.

FI should be just a milestone, not the final destination.

You need to work on the psychological side along with the financial one.

What did I learn talking with Joe?

Several things.

1) If you plan to change your life together with your family, invest time to make sure you’re all on the same page.

You can’t go for it hoping your family will follow.

We, the RIPs, might be in this very situation. Mrs. RIP doesn’t fully get this FIRE thing. She understands the basic mechanics of it, but she still thinks it’s a fairy tale, not something that will one day happen for real. In order to prevent failures we should (and will) start talking more about our future life.

We might also experiment our future life a bit before going all in: taking a mini retirement when our daughter will be 1yo (summer 2019). We’re actually discussing this these days, something like a 6 months break from regular life to travel a bit and taste what life could be.

2) Even if you and your partner think you’re on the same page, take into account that things will change and neither of you knows right now in which direction.

Plan for the unplannable.

Yes, it’s a contradiction I know.

At least try to be resilient. Be sure you have a lot of bullets in your gun. If you’re not complaining right now that you have too little free time and too many passions and projects you’re not devoting enough time to, then you’re in a bad spot and your ER might fail.

3) Once you get used to a certain lifestyle, downsizing is very very hard.

I don’t mean objects or stuff. You can always declutter and be happier. I’m talking about objective standard of living. Joe mentioned that his wife was scared when buying groceries in their country. After years of living in Switzerland you become spoiled. Physical safety, efficient public transport, amazing health care, lack of diseases, clean environment… here you can trust almost everything and everyone. You don’t want to move back to a place where traffic jams are the normality, shops are dirty and mosquitoes are everywhere. Not to mention political instability and crime rate.

Life here is expensive, but once you get used to this standard of living you don’t know how you were able to survive elsewhere.

I don’t know if there’s a word for this phenomenon. I wouldn’t call it hedonistic adaptation since we give a negative connotation to that.

The point is: do your best to resist the urge and the social pressure to adapt to a comfortable life. Do what Seneca did: sleep on the floor once per week! Rehearse poverty from time to time. Experiment zero spending weeks. Do what Pablo Picasso wanted to do: to live as a poor man with lots of money!

4) Corollary: retiring in a different country is hard.

Quitting the rat race is emotionally difficult, we all know that. You will feel guilty, you’ll lack your job title and its prestige, you’ll be scared that you could be seen as lazy, selfish and useless. It’s a big change and everybody says it’s not as easy as it seems.

Now try to add to this that you’re going to relocate to a different country. Boooom! Even if the destination country is your home country, don’t forget you’ve settled in your current country. You have new friends, you have your routines and you adapted to the culture, the food and even the weather of your current country – I don’t know how I was able to survive 40 degrees summers back in Italy!

Teleporting your family to your home country and quitting the rat race at the same time might feel like a complete loss of orientation in life. Let’s call it reverse homesickness!

This makes me feel like it would be nearly impossible to consider places other then Italy or Switzerland as geographic arbitrage for our FIRE life.

Unless we’re going to build a FIRE community, of course!

5) Kids make you redefine your priorities.

I could be wandering around forever, with a backpack and a couchsurfing account. I could convince my wife, eventually. But what about kids? Who am I to define what’s best for them?

Joe told me “either we move back within 2 years, before our kid goes to school, or we stay here forever“. You’re not only driven by what’s best for you, you’re also – mainly – driven by what’s best for them.

I’m going to become a father in few months. Luckily (hopefully) we will reach FI before she’ll go to mandatory school so we have time to ponder the choice, but her presence will impact our decision anyway.

6) Joe was happy living his ER life.

Finally a glimmer of hope!

My main fear when I think about ER is “what if I discover I miss my previous life for some reason?“. That’s my nightmare. I know it’s very unlikely, but I can’t stop thinking what a big failure would it be if I myself would start regretting my decision to live my life in a brave but extravagant way.

This last year was the best year of my life!

Joe’s words are full of hope. Life after ER is likely to be awesome, and opportunities to make some extra income (in case you’re scared you’ll run out of money) will come to knock to your door.

Bottom line

FIRE doesn’t equate to happiness. FIRE can be dark and full of terrors! I recently read an amazing article about the dark sides of FIRE, I strongly recommend you to go read it.

The more I move toward the light the more I question myself: is this the right goal? Am I doing it right? What else could I do? Am I prepared to afterFI life? Is my family prepared? Is ER the solution? What alternatives are there?

There are alternatives:

  • Just keep working until traditional retirement age. Still save some reasonable portion of your income, but enjoy luxury a bit. Aim to FI, in a longer time frame, but not to ER. FI is always good. In the end it may not depend on you (you might get fired). Not for me, I guess.
  • Switch to working part time, forever. 80% or, better, 50-60%. Still aim to spend less than you earn and eventually reach FI at one point. This may be a valid option for us.
  • Work in bursts and take mini retirements, forever. Like work for 6 months and then take 6 months breaks each year. Harder to do while working for a regular company, perfect for your consulting gig. Still aim to spend less than you earn, on a yearly basis. This is something I actually like, but better to reach FI first.
  • Coast to FI with current Nest Egg and in the meantime do some fun-but-low-paying job. This is the famous BaristaFI model. This might have worked if I were single and free, not with a family.

These models allow you to not revolutionize your current life and avoid the shock associated with a life changing sudden early retirement. These models may work if you, in the meantime, have built a life you don’t want to escape from, if you’re working a job you don’t hate and if you’re not sure you’d be enjoying an overwhelming amount of free time.

Do not worry friends, I’m still aiming for the full-optional-no-bullshit Early Retirement 😉

I wish you the best, Joe!

My take on Cryptocurrencies – Part 1: The Ugly

Hi cRIPto’s, I heard they outlawed “having a PF blog without a post about Cryptocurrencies”.
Let’s fix this now
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I was lining up at a Hooli cafeteria, small-talking with a colleague that I’ll call Mr.Crypt. It was… I don’t remember exactly when it was, but I found a note to myself that says “write a post about cryptocurrencies and Mr.Crypt story OMG OMG!” dated back in mid September 2017. I assume I wrote that note to myself shortly after the episodes I’m about to describe.

Everybody at Hooli was talking about Bitcoin skyrocketing “above 4k USD“, “OMG it was below 1k at the beginning of the year, this is the year of the Bitcoin!!” and all things like that.

Someone went nuts and started mining.

Someone else started gambling investing.

Someone else threw himself into arbitraging.

It was the beginning of a second, stronger, nerd wave on Bitcoin.

Not just Bitcoin, this time there’s a wide variety of Cryptocurrencies available!

I was being on the fence, not contributing much to the discussions and not sharing the same enthusiasm of all other colleagues. I just built some strong technical knowledge around the basics (blockchain, wallets, mining,…) to be able to have informed opinions and to not appear as a caveman in front of cutting edge tech nerds & cryptoexperts.

Mr. Crypt was a somehow close colleague of mine. Not in the same team, but in a team that shared our cubicle. He didn’t seem to be involved much in cryptotalks, I rarely heard his voice in the cubicle during cryptofights.

I thought I found another skeptic, and I just wanted to connect with him.

Hey Crypt, how come is everybody getting crazy about this bitthing? Don’t you think they are overreacting? Yeah, it would have obviously been awesome to have mined or invested back in time, but I think it’s too late now, isn’t it? 🙂

He calmly replied: “I don’t think it’s too late. 99% of circulating money are still FIAT money!

Ok… so you’re a crypto fan too? Are you investing in Bitcoin or what?

I’m actually quitting Hooli at the end of the month. I’ve made a good fortune with Bitcoin and I’ll start traveling around the world in October. But you can make it too blah blah blah

Daaa faaack my ears just heard??

Later the same week I was having lunch with some colleagues talking about… wait for it… Cryptos and the future or money (you guessed it!) and Mr. Crypt’s case come up. Someone said he owned 2-4 millions USD worth of BTC.

It was September 2017, a BTC was worth “only” 4k. It didn’t look like Mr. Crypt was there to speculate. He jumped on the bandwagon probably pretty early.

He actually believed in Bitcoin, didn’t just want to make money out of it.

I guess he still holds at least a part of that investment, which would have seen a peak of 10-20M in December 2017, but I sincerely hope he sold at least half of it.

To put it simple, this guy just went on FIRE on Bitcoins!!

What if it happened to me?

I first heard about cryptos several years ago. I guess it was 2010 more or less. Bitcoin. I thought it was a joke. Luckily, I didn’t invest in Bitcoin back in time!

Whaaaat?

No, I’m not joking: good thing I didn’t invest in Bitcoin back in time!

We’d be talking about a completely different story compared to Mr. Crypt’s one.

Back in 2010 Bitcoins were a real nerd thing. I thought they were a joke, a legend, a fictional character. Something like the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Loch Ness Monster, or well written code documentation. Something that doesn’t make sense! It just stayed on the back of my brain for few years.

Then everything changed.

It was end of October 2013 and all of a sudden the BTC jumped from 100 to 1000 USD. A 10x gain in a month! Everybody was talking about Bitcoin! Well, not like “today’s everybody”. Something like 1/100th of today’s everybody, which was “everybody” (most of the geeks) back in 2013!

I remember that December 2013, I was already working at Hooli. There were somebody in the company trying to evangelize others about this amazing technology and why everybody should use it and how this is going to destroy the future of FIAT currencies. It was not Mr. Crypt, but I don’t actually remember who he was.

I was still skeptical though. I told myself “yeah, this guy just realized his investment produced a 10x or even a 100x or 1000x (depending when he bought) and now is looking to gamble with the next person in this Ponzi scheme“. There were not many exchanges back then. Maybe just Mt. Gox. It was easier to sell coins directly to trusted people for cash.

I remember few days later someone saying “guys, let’s see the end of this joke all together“. Mt. Gox was hacked, trust was lost, everybody sold. I monitored real time BTC price and watched the house of cards falling on livestream. Sipping my cap of tea with a big “told ya” expression on my face 🙂

BTC quickly dropped 50% and then slowly lost another 50% during the entire 2014 settling back at 200-250 USD. Not dead though. At the beginning of 2015 the BTC stopped losing value and entered a 9 months stagnation that ended in October of that year.

That’s when you should have bought a shitload of Bitcoins! In 2 years you’d walk away with 100x!!

I don’t know why like to think of ourselves being so smart. Like superheroes that buy at the bottom and sell at the top!

Let’s be realistic, here’s what could have happened had I invested 100$ when one Bitcoin was worth a single dollar (Feb 2011):

  • July 2011: “OMG the Bitcoin is not worth 10 dollarzz sell sell!! Coooool I invested 100$ and I made a thoooousaaaandzzz! Hahaha!!
  • December 2011, first heart attack: “ouch… in July it reached 31$, now a BTC is worth 2$. Better if I sell, I’ve doubled my initial investment anyway in less than a year (but I lost the opportunity to leave with 3k sheet sheet sheet!!)
  • April 2013, second major heart attack, and panic attack: “aaaargh what the f**k why BTC lost 71% tonight?? From 266$ to 76$. Sell everything! It’s still 7.6k USD (minus fees, minus 2-3 years of life expectancy)
  • December 2013, third (probably fatal this time) heart attack: “BTC dropped 50% again… What does it mean Mt.Gox was hacked? what does it mean MY ACCOUNT was hacked??” or if I was lucky enough “Aaaargh Mt.Gox was hacked! Bitcoins are not safe!! Let’s sell e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g and run away with this life changing amount of 50k USD!
  • December 2014, anxiety, stress, regrets “why why why?? Why Bitcoin goes down every-faaacking-day?? I’m turbo angry let’s get out of this sheet before the world is over! 25k USD, better than nothing”… but at the price of several heart attacks and a slow death filled with regrets of having missed the 1k mark twice (Nov 30th 2013 and Jan 6th 2014)
  • September 2015, anger, frustration, sad acceptance and ragequit: “… it’s dead. Full stop. It will never get back. Let’s sell this boring dead investment and run away. 20k. I should have sold in January. I’m losing my time here

Yeah RIP, but had you made it to October 2015 you’d be millionaire by now! It’s a fact! 🙂

In the rare case I reached October 2015 alive and still invested, then the BTC started the easy way up to 20k USD (and my investment would have sent me on FIRE)!

Well… maybe.

Or else:

  • January 2016: just crossed the 1k mark again for the third time and suddenly dropped 30%. furious ragequit! (cashing 78k though)
  • May 2017: 2k per Bitcoin? Sell sell!! (cashing 200k)
  • September 2nd 2017: 5k?? Seeeeeell!! (cashing 500k)
  • September 12th 2017: Ouch, 2.9k… let’s not play with fire. Sell and regret having thrashed 210k in 10 days. Damn loss aversion!!

I had to be able to resist until November 28th to hit the 10k mark and sell for a Million… and regret having left another Million on the plate when in December 17th Bitcoin reached 20k USD which would have probably made me jumping back on it (buying only 50 BTC, half the original 100, with that Million) at the top and quickly lose 50% in a month, ragequitting with 500k on January 17th (Bitcoin dropped below 10k) and spent the rest of my life regretting it.

…And that’s the best case scenario.

What also could have happened? One of these:

  • My PC could have been stolen
  • My PC could have broken
  • I could have lost my wallet key
  • I could have been victim of hackers kidnapping me or my wife and asking for my entire wallet. They tracked my IP because I forgot just once to perform BTC operations on incognito window behind a proxy/TOR
  • I could have been victim of my exchange being hacked and lost all of my money
  • I could have chose as a private key a hash of an easy passphrase
  • I could have been trading on Bitfinex and now hold a lot of not backed Tethers
  • I could have decided to lend my BTC on Bitconnect and cash easy 1% per day!! Yes, it’s definitely not a scam!!

Yeah, definitely not a scam!

Except that:

So far, I’m glad I didn’t gamble with cryptos.

The only good thing that I could have brought home would be a bunch of life lessons:

  • don’t invest emotionally
  • don’t try to time the market
  • be fearful when others are greedy and vice versa
  • that’s how your heart reacts when you lose 50% overnight (which doesn’t happen so frequently with stocks so I didn’t experience it yet)

All of that being said, I’m still on the fence. Still interested. Still curious. Still refreshing coinmarketcap every day.

There’s a bright side of this story, which I’ll tell you on next post 🙂

2017 Q4 (Oct-Nov-Dec) Financial Update

Hi RIPpers,

I’m back after a long break. I’m back to stay.

First of all I want to thank all of you who sent me a nice email, message, comment. THANK YOU!

I’ve not been posting for a while, not because I lack motivation but because I lack perseverance. Yes, I’m working on it. Plus life has been a little bit complicated lately.

Anyway… welcome back to my quarterly financial update. As usual, the reference doc is my NW spreadsheet. As you may imagine I have a private version of the spreadsheet and I copy relevant data into this public one when it’s time to publish a financial update. I recently finished refactoring the 2018 personal spreadsheet and I changed a lot of things. These changes are not yet reflected into the public one, so expect a huge refactor later this month or before the next update 😉

Quarterly Overview

NW Delta +47.8k EUR (Oct +22.7k, Nov +10.3k, Dec +14.8k). Extremely good! Mr.Market is stil running as a crazy bull despite Dr. USD & CHF enjoying nosedives.

Measured in USD: +70.5k USD (average +23.5k per month).

Measured in CHF, our NW Delta for Q4 is +73.5k CHF (on average +23.8k per month, more than what we bring home!).

Saving Rate 68.5% for the quarter even though we indulged in a 10.5k CHF #antimustachian vacation to Maldives and… well… Christmas is always Christmas.

Yearly Overview

Net Worth delta month by month (in EUR). Note that these deltas may differ from previous monthly updates since I may adjust things backward:

  • January+8,165 (USD dropped a lot)
  • February+20,933 (USD came back)
  • March+49,016 (got married, joined NW with Mrs. RIP)
  • April+7,091 (USD and CHF dropping)
  • May+7,482 (USD in free fall)
  • June+12,803 (main wedding)
  • July-4,720 (both USD and CHF in free fall, otherwise a positive month)
  • August+13,232 (regular month)
  • September+21,564 (that’s what happens when market goes up and currencies don’t make me cry)
  • October: +22,769 (same as above)
  • November: +10,305 (USD and CHF down again)
  • December: +14,813 (a lot of expenses but still an amazing month!)

Total 2017 NW Delta+183k EUR (+33.24% during 2017), from 552k to 735k.
Measured in CHF: +268k CHF, +45.34%.
Measured in USD: +302k USD, +51.94%.

Total Income in 2017250k CHF. This is net income, i.e. take home pay. It includes, for both of us, salaries, pension contributions, bonuses, stocks. It includes wedding gifts. It includes dividends and profits for assets that does distribute profits. It doesn’t include reinvested profits or capital gains. How can we track net income? Well, it’s been easy since we were both taxed at source (eventual negative/positive tax returns has been considered extra expense/income). Now that we’re no more taxed at source things are getting more complicated, more on this later.

EDIT: I just realized income in CHF is lower than NW delta in CHF. It means if we hadn’t been working the whole year, our NW would have gone up anyway 😮

Total Expenses in 2017: 91k CHF. Ok, breathe. Don’t panic. Ok, panic now Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah holysheeet 90k expenses!! Well, 27k went for the two weddings. Another 10k for an extraordinary-one-of-a-kind trip. Ok, relax now. Yes, it’s been a dangerously expensive year, but seriously, we’re not going to get married again in 2018! What could happen that might impact that much our finances again??

Buying a car, RIP

Go away noob! I’m car-free since August 2008, I’m getting close to the 10 years milestone! Why should I ever need a car?

Moving out of that cheap 50sqm flat, RIP

Hahaha what are you talking about?? We LOVE our cozy, small, ultracheap apartment with no dishwasher, no washing machine, second floor (european floors) without elevator! Why would we ever need to move out??

Cause you will have children, RIP

What? I didn’t hear you… the phone doesn’t… the signal is not clear…

Yeah, we’re waiting for a baby 🙂

Say hello to BabyRIP 😀

She’s expected to join the family in May 2018! And no, we’re not buying a car and (for now) not actively looking for a bigger apartment!

We’re sooo not prepared (but excited!) for this 🙂 We just started trying after the honeymoon and… hole in one!

I’m scared as hell, I don’t know how good I will be as a parent, how frugally I will be able to handle the pregnancy, the birth, the parenthood, how far in the future this event will move our FI date… but I’m incredibly happy and I can’t wait to play with her!

Total savings in 2017: 159k CHF. As you can see, even though market performed crazily good this year, most of our NW increase comes from savings! As a friend usually says: choosing to go out once less this month is more important than picking an ETF with a 0.01% TER lower than another.

Saving rate for 2017: 63.5%. Last year we achieved 68.8%. If we exclude wedding we’d have achieved 72.1% this year!

Quarterly Details

Metrics

Income: 76.7k CHF – Expenses: 24.1k CHF – Savings: 52.6k CHF
Saving rate: 68.5%
Saving rate for 201763.5%. Excluding Wedding: 72.1%
Net worth735.3k EURDelta for the quarter is +47.8k EUR
FI% moved back to 61.27% – we changed monthly target and SWR, new FU Number is 1.2M (~100k bigger that previous one).
100% FI Forecast: 36 months left.
FI Date Forecast: December 2020.
Current AllowanceYear 25,735 EUR – Month 2,145 EUR – Day 71 EUR
Current Withdrawal Rate: Real10.61% – Ideal5.71%
Years of Ideal expenses accumulated: Real 9.4 – Ideal 17.5

Metrics don’t look very good. We spent a lot this year and moved the target away. Still 3 years left, assuming same income (but Mrs RIP will not work for a while), same expenses (they may go up or down depending baby impact) and market growth (pretty much unsustainable at this pace).

Major Wins

1) Mr Market skyrocketing!

Every single ETFs we hold (and Hooli stocks too!) skyrocketed. US, Pacific, Emerging Markets… only the Europe, after an amazing October, didn’t perform as good as the rest of the world. Very good! Or very bad, investing now is scary…

2) 2015 Tax Return (5435 CHF) cashed in 🙂

It was expected, but still pleasurable. I consider it income and I account for it in the month I get the money on my checking account. It’s actual income since hadn’t I overpaid taxed in first place I would have seen this as a take home pay. Remember I measure net income and, oh boy, it’s getting hard to measure with deferred cash flow and taxes.

3) First real dividend received!

I mentioned in one of my last posts (sooo looong ago) that I started investing in Dividend Stocks. Actually a dividend stocks ETF by Vanguard: VHYD.

This fund collects dividends from the owned companies and distributes dividends to shareholders quarterly, so I got my first dividends on December 🙂 It will actually be credited on my InteractiveBrokers account in January (already happened at the time of writing this post).

Dividend amount is 263 USD while market value of my VHYD holdings on Dec 31st is 47,276 USD (0.55% quarterly dividend, 0.32 USD per share). It’s been the smallest dividend of the year, according to ICTAX. This year yield has been ~3%.

I don’t know if I’ll be able to claim some US tax withhold on these dividends, but I guess I won’t bother for such a small dividend. And the fund is “world” so I have no idea – and don’t want to know – how to claim each county’s tax withhold amount. For US is relatively easy with the DA-1 form but as I said, such a small amount for now. I guess I’ll end up paying income tax in Switzerland on the (already taxed at source in each country) dividends.

I consider this dividend as credit in December 2017 (under “Other”) and income in January 2018.

Expected income tax on dividends is also accounted for (estimated 25%) in January.

I like dividends! I like them even though they’re not Swiss friendly (no capital gain tax here, but dividends are taxed). I like the idea of generating actual income from investments. I like the idea of not having to touch (much of) the principal in retirement. I may increase my exposure to dividends in the near future.

4) Exceeds Expectations

At Hooli, based on Q2 and Q3 performances. Working 80%! That’s an amazing October news that has boosted end of year bonus, salary growth and stocks refresh!

5) Ridiculous December Compensation

December salary, 13th salary, huge stocks vesting (30k USD gross) and (announced, not accounted yet) 24k CHF gross yearly bonus that will be paid in January. Bigger than 15% gross salary target even though I’ve been working 85% on average this year and the bonus is supposed to be prorated. Nice!

Money, money, money everywhere! I know it’s easy to accumulate wealth this way and I’m grateful for that. But it’s even easier to throw money away and inflate your lifestyle.

But RIP, you spent an outrageous amount of money on a trip to Maldives..

Yeah yeah, it’s one off, it’s a babymoon, it’s… ok, we exaggerated, but it didn’t make a dent in our December finances. It’s silly!

6) 2 small bonuses In November

Yes, I’ve been working a little bit harder recently. Anyway, 2 projects launched: 1000 and 1100 CHF as nice recognition along the way 🙂

7) Reasonable expenses in October and November

The time when a good month was a month below 4k is long gone 🙁

With BabyRip knocking at our door I have no idea how much it could change the satisfaction bar.

Anyway, 4.2k – 4.4k Oct and Nov (78.4% SR in October) is definitely a good news even though we indulged quite a bit in eating out. the 587 CHF restaurants expense in October expense is driven by Mrs RIP parents and brother’s family coming visiting us.

Major Losses

1) My Grandpa died at age 97.

On December 30th, a couple of months after her wife, my highlander Grandpa died 🙁

I’ve been so lucky to reach adult age with all my grand parents alive and in good health, but they’re all gone now.

R.I.P.

2) CHF and (even more) USD nosediving

They keep falling and they almost even out market gains. Currency fluctuations is my main nightmare these days. During 2017 CHF lost 8.3% vs EUR and USD lost 12.3%!

Should I stop measuring my wealth in EUR and switch to CHF?

Problem solved 😀

3) Expenses a bit out of control in December: 15.4k

Well, Maldives ate 10.5k of this pie, but still ~5k for regular expenses is borderline acceptable.

Ok, pregnancy is kicking in (558 CHF) but what about 500+ CHF for Christmas gifts?

Other financial facts

1) Reviewed Target SWR and FU Money

Truth is: we have no idea what we’re doing. We’re saving money but life is changing so many times we have no idea when we can call it FIRE. We have no idea what our expenses will look like when – and more important, where – we’re gonna be “retired”. We have this vague idea of “maybe we will move back to Italy where 3k EUR per month is luxury”, but Italy is rollercoasting to third world and maybe we don’t want to grow our little princess in such a horrible world. We don’t know.

Here in Switzerland we’ve spent 90k+ this year and we still don’t own a car, we live in a cheap apartment and don’t (so far) have kids. Someone says 100k per year is borderline for a family of 4 here. 100k per year means ~3M CHF FIRE Money… what the faaaaack!

I don’t think we’re going to make better plans or clarify our doubts in 2018, I guess we’ll be in survival mode and keeping up with life (and still hopefully stashing 50%+ of our income).

Maybe 2019/2020 will be the right time to make some final choice about retirement budget and location, unless something extreme happens (job loss, burnout, near death experience, atomic war, Berlusconi wins again in Italy, and so on).

For now, I’m increasing our monthly target expenses from 3000 to 3500 EUR/Month and increasing our target WR from 3.25% to 3.5%. The total effect is an increase of target FU Money from ~1.1M to 1.2M.

I’m increasing monthly target to 3500 EUR because it seems to me that we cannot live with less. I’m probably blinded by Swiss life costs, but I prefer to err on the side of safety here. And in Italy investments are taxed 26% both capital gain and profits. So 3500 withdraw means in the worst case (all profits) ~2600 net which is in line with my estimate of 1000 EUR per adult plus 500 per child. in case we’ll have a second child (we both want it) we need to raise the monthly target again.

Reducing WR to 3.5% after having been scared as hell by ERN (earlyretirementnow) SWR series where BigERN advocates for a 3.25% WR to be almost 100% safe in the very long run (60 years). I’ve convinced myself that some 0.5% of failure risks can and must be tolerated and btw, it’s a known problem how we – early retiree candidates – overestimate the fear of running out of money. There’s absolutely no chance of me not earning a dime in early retirement! And there are expected windfalls (inheritances) and annuities (pensions).

2) No more taxed at source: I got a C permit

It’s the equivalent of the American Green Card: a work permit that doesn’t expire. It’s a “permanent residence” permit. Hurrah, I’m a step closer to become a Swiss Citizen (do I want it??)

The only tangible change is that I’m no more taxed at source, i.e. I get the whole gross salary (minus pension plans contribution, unemployment insurance and other minor “taxes”) and I pay taxes all at once in March the year after.

It’s more complicated than this:

  • You can pay monthly/quarterly/yearly advances. The City and the Canton send you some forecasts of your communal and cantonal due taxes and you can pay them to avoid interests of 0.5% if you pay later (who wants a 0.5% loan? I do!)
  • You can only pay communal and cantonal taxes this way, not federal taxes. Federal taxes must be paid out in March all at once.

Not that hard, isn’t it?

Well, our situation is way more complicated since:

  • I’ve been paying Tax at Source till October. Each salary was taxed on a marginal tax rate depending only on the monthly payslip itself and the tax bracket structure of my situation.
  • My situation changed halfway thru the year since I got married. Married couples pay lower taxes but they need to cumulate the incomes and wealth. It usually means you pay more taxes if your salaries are within a 4x factor. Since I earn more than 4x Mrs RIP (yearly gross) we should save some money.
  • My situation changed in October when I returned working 100%.
  • Mrs RIP employer didn’t adjust her tax at source amount when we got married. And he didn’t interrupt the tax at source when I got the C permit (she should not be taxed at source anymore)
  • My December payslip is huge and it would have been taxed a lot if I were taxed at source.
  • So far I’ve always been postponing tax declaration to September, I have no idea how can they emit a federal tax bill if I hadn’t yet done my tax declaration by March 2018.
  • I’ve done Pension Pillar 2 & Pillar 3 buy ins that will lower my taxes due (communal, cantonal and federal)
  • Last year tax declaration said I should get back 9k CHF so… I don’t want to be long this year too, I’d rather be short and pay the difference.

So… I didn’t pay taxes in November-December and I received the suggested tax advance from city & canton tax office.

I had some headache on trying to estimate how much taxes I expect for 2017 and I’m accounting for them on several rows (expected income taxes due, expected capital taxes due, taxes already paid,…) of my private spreadsheet but in the end I just paid the advance they suggested me. It’s the first year in this situation and the most complicate one with a marriage and permit change mid year.

How long can one postpone this payment? Nice question. So far I’ve been declaring taxes for year X in September on year X+1 and the final bill came in one year later, September/October X+2 (I cashed in October 2017 the final negative bill for 2015). So in theory I can keep 2 years of due communal and cantonal taxes as a permanent 0.5% loan, something like 60k CHF. Forever.

I was tempted to pay ZERO advance and keep the money as a very cheap 0.5% forever loan but:

  • I was scared to challenge Swiss tax authorities
  • I’m not going to leverage on this loan and invest it, I’m actually hoarding some cash.

Did anyone try that? Is it worth?

3) Pension Pillar 2 buy in 12k CHF

As a routine in last 3-4 years, I’m doing voluntary payments to Pension plan that are tax deductible. More on this here. I claimed I’d stop in 2017 but apparently there’s a threshold on some cantons that won’t block your Pillar 2 withdraw and in my canton this threshold is 12k. It’s not yet fully clear, but official sources (citation needed)  say that if you withdraw Pillar 2 Pension and in last three years you didn’t do voluntary payments above 12k you’re good to go, i.e. only pay kapitalauszahlungssteuer on the amount withdrawn.

4) I have a bunch of cash at hands

As I said above, I’m hoarding cash. December salary, 13th salary, huge stock vesting and (soon to come in January) yearly bonus.

I’ve been drained recently due to Maldives, Pillar 2 buy in, some ETFs rebalance in November but now (January) I’m sitting on ~90k CHF cash (but 10k expected taxes).

I’m slightly reluctant to invest/rebalance given the amazing latest Mr. Market performances but… gotta stick with it and rebalance in Feb! So far I’ve only made mistakes when derailing from my plan: my choice of selling my US Tech ETF has been a mistake (+12% since October), but I wanted to differentiate.

What about Cryptos? It deserves a post on its own. TL;DR not for now.

5) Financial independence Community

Great news!

Several months ago I’ve been interviewed along with other 10 FIREing / FIREd for the book “Finanzielle Freiheit”, by Gisela Enders and the book came out – in German.

Finally it’s been translated in English!

Here‘s the website for the book:

All the proceeds will be donated to a children’s home in Romania. Robert White, one of the people interviewed, is from Romania and will ensure that the money gets to where it’s needed most!

Hey RIP, but you’ve been interviewed in English and translated to German for the German edition… will your interview be translated back from German in the English edition?

Ehm.. I assume they used my original interview, or else “I guess my chapter will be unreadable, we all know how creepy translations look back and forth!

Wait… I just translated back and forth the previous sentence and it’s fine 

That’s not all: I’ve been interviewed by Patrick from healthyhabits.de. Maybe I’ll be featured in another book, looking forward to reading it!

Last: Financial independence Week Europe (FIWE) 2018 has been announced: June 8th to 14th in Timişoara, Romania (same place as FIWE 2017). Apply now! This year I’m attending for sure!

RIP, do you want to go to FIWE? You’ll be one month into fatherhood in June!

That’s exactly why I want to run away from my family. It will be a great pain to detach for few days from my family but… what’s to be done has to be done 😀

Other Facts

1) Not many trips during this quarter

We’re not used to not travel so much, but the pregnancy is making Mrs RIP lazy so we stayed home most of the weekends, enjoying friends and good weather this fall.

2) … Except I went to Hooliland on October

I like to go to Silicon Valley once a quarter, it’s always funny, inspiring, relaxing and I get to spend some quality time alone too. And it’s hot in winter too!

3) … except we went to Maldives (but it doesn’t count, we went in January!)

The idea to go to Maldives dated back in September/October, i.e. as soon as we discovered we’re waiting for a baby. Someone calls it a babymoon: your last romantic vacation before your life is completely wrecked in parts by a 3kg creature that will destroy your dreams and permanently changes.

Last year we went to Mexico with a couple of VCF (Very Close Friends). Mr VCF has been one of my wedding witnesses and Mrs RIP and Mrs VCF work together. We spend a lot of time together and we consider them part of our expat family in Switzerland 🙂

If you remember, India & Maldives were among the candidates for last year trip. We gathered together several evenings and started organizing the trip, rating ~100 islands independently each of us, setting a budget (I was the one trying to bring the budget down!), a time frame, some constraints and then… we booked!

We booked very late (something like December 10th) for a trip that took place between Jan 3rd and Jan 14th. Yes, January 2018 is not “Q4 2017”, but I’m not going to write a post about our Maldivian trip alone. And we paid it in December, so I guess this is the best place to mention it.

Here’s a photo gallery, enjoy 🙂

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4) Back to 100% at work: a report.

Since October I’m back 100%. I’ve been working 80% (Monday to Thursday) between January and September.

Well, I can’t say I like it. But it’s not been that bad so far. I’ve been busy with a couple of small projects that I liked slightly more (and that brought me bonuses).

I still dream about working less: in one of my ideal near future there’s me getting promoted and switching to 60%, while parenting and coasting to FI.

In the meantime I’m going to enjoy a 75% year (Hooli is veeeery generous with parental leave!) while being paid 100% 😉

5) Reading Recommendations

I’m deeply reading Sapiens and Homo Deus by Yuval Noah Harari.

Sapiens is a life changing book. It challenges your prejudices and makes you connect the dots of human history. It should be how history is taught in every school.

Take a look at his TED talks:

And the amazing TED session with Chris Anderson about the near future!

Life changing, read Sapiens (and Homo Deus)!

2018 Goals & Plans

It’s hard to set goals this year. We’re essentially waiting for this little hurricane to change our lives and see what happens. I prefer to stick with my principles (even though I didn’t read Ray Dalio’s book yet).

Principles are: I’ll keep saving as much as I can, hopefully 50%+ of take home pay.

I’ll keep investing according to my IPS, eventually revisiting it and adjusting a bit.

I’ll aim to reach FI as soon as possible while trying to enjoy the path and recognize the line between frugality and deprivation.

… enough?

Wanna see me committing to anything this year? Naaah. ok, here’s a goal: become Millionaire in one of my three main currencies! USD is the natural candidate. Spoiler alert: at the time of writing NW is up another 40k USD (thanks USD for dropping every f***ing day) and it’s now in the neighborhood of 920k USD.

It seems an easy goal, isn’t it? We may be millionaire before summer, except if:

  • The market crashed significantly this year (likely), but that would be good for newly invested money
  • The USD and the CHF go up against the EUR, but that would mean that our NW in EUR would skyrocket! I’d rather end the year at 999k EUR with EUR:USD:CHF 1:1:1 than become millionaire with monopoly money.

RIP, your kid will rip apart your finances

Nice pun indeed 🙂

Yes, that’s a concern. What could happen?

  • Mrs RIP not working after pregnancy leave? Net income goes down by 2.5 – 3k per month
  • Move to a bigger house? Expenses go up by 1.5k at least.
  • We need to use uber-expensive Child Care? Expenses go up 2 – 2.5k per month

I hope not all of them happen at the same time. Super frugal scenario 1 out of 3, more realistic scenario 2 out of 3. We’ll see.

Another goal? I will make my apartment in Milan productive again in 2018. Which probably means I’ll sell it. I’ve done some active steps to sell my house in January. I got the apartment evaluated by 2 different Real Estate agencies and value seems to be between 70k and 80k EUR, so the 70k EUR I’m accounting for in my NW is a pretty accurate guess, given that selling will have some costs.

That’s all folks!

4000 words RIP, who do you think you are, Tim Urban??

August-September 2017 Financial Update

Editorial note:  financial update will become a quarterly event. I’m covering August and September here to align with quarters. Next edition will be Q4 2017 (Oct-Nov-Dec). 

Hi RIP voyeurs,

welcome back to my monthly update. As usual, the reference doc is my NW spreadsheet.

You may find that the doc is out of sync with the screenshots from this post and with the previous ones related to financial updates. Two reasons:

  • I retroactively added pro-rated end-of-year work-related windfalls (13th salary, yearly bonus, huge Hooli stocks vesting event). I’m considering the pro-rated amounts as “credits”, so they figure in my Net Worth under the “All – Other” category. Why? Cause it sucks to see FIRE date forecasts never getting closer! Yes, it’s a matter of keeping myself motivated. Am I cheating? Well, I wouldn’t say so: the windfall events will happen in December/January and there’s almost zero risks of not getting the money.
  • I added few entries in the October column along with a couple of rows for the new Vanguard World Dividend ETF I purchased in October, to keep the investing tab of the spreadsheet working.

I’ll try to keep this update short.  [Update: no way I can keep posts short!]

Overview

NW Delta +34,785 EUR (August +13,151, September +21,634). Very good! Saving rate close to 70% on both months and spending below 4k in August and over 6k in September, but that’s due to few exceptional events.

Thanks to two years of expense tracking (so thanks to this blog, else I wouldn’t have bothered tracking my expenses) I discovered a pattern: it seems August and January are our cheapest months, both this year and last year. We prefer to go on vacation during June-July (and eventually September-October) avoiding August which is when regular people go on vacation in Europe. Better deals, less crowded places and August here in Switzerland is just amazing!

Wins for August-September 2017

1) Surprisingly positive 2016 Tax return!

I had my 2016 tax declaration meeting with a “financial advisor” (just a man that’s skilled in filling the tax form) in mid September and, well, apparently I should get back 10,000 CHF! Why? 6.7k CHF Pillar 3 buy-in, plus 20k CHF Pillar 2 buy-in, plus having raised my contribution to Pillar 2 to the maximum allowed by Hooli Pension Plan helped.

We also discovered that I’ve paid much more Quellensteuer (tax at source) during year 2016. 10k CHF more than 2015, while 10k is also my gain in gross income in 2016. Anyway, I’m only accounting for 9,000k CHF credit in my NW since I expect at least an extra 1k tax on my ETFs.

Here’s the thing: capital gain is not taxed in Switzerland, profits/dividends are. Accumulating ETFs are taxed based on a fake dividend date and a fake dividend amount. Two (out of three) of my ETFs didn’t have a fake dividend amount yet for year 2016 and the ictax site says “The taxable earnings could not yet be identified and will be determined later“.

My tax advisor said “well, if they reported no dividends it means you pay no taxes” which is totally false! Please take a look at my ETF 101 post for more information.

I expect (virtual) profits in the range of 3-4k CHF taxed at my highest marginal bracket which is… I have no idea, but somewhere around 25-30% so at least 1k extra taxes.

That’s why I accounted as a 9k CHF credit on my NW. If you click on the image on the right you can see some detail.

2) Confirmed 2015 +5,435 CHF positive tax return.

Double the gain, double the pleasure!

Few days after the 2016 tax return I received two letters for 2015 tax return: the Federal one and Canton/City one.

The Canton/City one confirmed I should get back 5,435 CHF and I’m waiting instructions on how to get the money back 🙂

3) In target spending (August).

A month below 4k CHF is a good month. 500 of which for an indulging relaxing and romantic weekend in Italy. Well done!

4) Awesome markets returns (September).

Mr. Market got a couple of bumps but ended up recovering almost everything by end of August. Euro ETF (where I have 180k EUR invested) closed negative for the third month in a raw. Nothing to worry about. Things can (and one day it will) go south in more spectacular ways.

In fact in September everything was back to normal. Too much. All time high.

Losses of August-September 2017

1) My Grandma died at age 89 in September.

My Grandpa (his husband, still alive at age 97) is not in great shape too. A big personal loss, even though it didn’t come unexpected. I want to look at the bright side of this, having to care for my living Grandparents in last year kind of put the larger family close together, and that’s a good thing. I’m communicating with my cousins and sister on a daily basis and that’s good. Their legacy is here, they have been amazing grandparents.

My only regret is that they couldn’t come at my wedding in June. Anyway, RIP family took a plane on the day of the event and attended the Funeral. That’s the 800 CHF entry for this urgent trip to Rome.

Other financial facts

1) Neutral currency fluctuations.

CHFEUR has been stable over the whole period. At least the CHF stopped losing terrain compared to EUR. Regarding USDEUR, at one point in August, after North Korea playing with bombs over Japan, the USD dropped below acceptability but ended up recovering pretty much everything.

2) Gave up with a 3k EUR family loan.

I loaned money to one of my family member few years ago and I kept accounting those 3k as credits in my NW. Let’s be realistic, I’m not going to get this money back. I’m sure the person who asked me money will do their best to repay the debt but I’m not expecting this to happen.

Even though it’s a financial loss I didn’t put this item in the “loss” section since I consider that a gift. And a gift is not a loss 🙂 I suggest you approach friends&family loans with the same approach, as wonderfully explained by Trent Hamm here.

3) Sold all the shares of my Tech ETF.

Already discussed in last post.

Other Facts

1) Had a relaxing 3 days vacation in Italy.

We used Mrs. RIP’s family car for a while here in Switzerland and we needed to bring it back to Milano and come back to Switzerland with the train. We stayed 3 days in a WWF Oasis in Parco di Montevecchia, close to Como lake. Relaxing, eating healthy, hiking everyday. Wonderful!

2) Two trips to Innsbruck.

Sadly our best friends here in Switzerland (he’s been my wedding witness on both my weddings this year) moved to Austria. We went visiting them twice in September. First time as a surprise with other Italian friends, second time planned and just me and Mrs RIP. We miss you Mr. DIP!

3) Experimenting Vegetarianism August 2st – September 30th.

Yes, I did it. I didn’t touch meat and fish for two months. It’s been so easy, really. I didn’t miss it at all. Ok, barbecues and social events (and restaurants) are tough, mainly due to lack of alternatives, but I must admit it’s been much easier than I expected.

Vegetarian, not Vegan. I love dairy products. Cheese, milk, butter, ice creams, eggs. I can’t get rid of them, sorry. How do I compensate for lack of meat? Ideally more veggies and legumes. So far it’s been more cheese and desserts… need to fix it.

But RIP… why?”

I don’t know. I was eating way too much meat. I’m experimenting. I don’t know if I want this to be permanent. It’s a mix of ethical and healthy reasons. I love animals and I was living a hypocrite life eating them. I know dairy industry is as evil as meat industry but I’m not here to save the world. If giving up 1% of my pleasures makes me more aligned with my values I’ll do. Giving up with dairy products would be more like 50% of my pleasures 🙂

Anyway, I’m omnivorous again in October. It’s been an experiment, I wrote an analysis doc (in Italian, intended for friends only, not going to translate)

4) We didn’t go to FIWE 2017.

I felt disconnected from the community and I needed time and space for myself and my family. Plus I need to focus more on my job for a while. I’m sure if I’d go to FIWE I’d quit my job the day after. I’m sorry friend, we’ll have more opportunities to meet in future.

5) I ran a Half Marathon!

Goal was to do it below 2 hours, I failed for just 34 seconds but I’m so happy anyway! Wanna keep up and run a full Marathon “one day”.

6) Back to 100% at Work.

Yes, starting October 1st I’m back full time after 9 amazing months working 80%. It’s not been an easy decision but I made it. Why? Was working 80% a failure? Absolutely not! It’s been amazing, really. I loved my Fridays alone. I loved that feeling on Wednesday afternoons of “the workweek is almost gone…“. So why did I come back full time?

  • I loved so much personal time alone that this motivated me to retire as early as possible. 80% looks like still working. If I were condemned to work my entire life I’d aim to 80% or even 60%. I think 60% is the perfect work-life balance, if work must be part of the balance. Even Keynes, father of modern capitalism, predicted a future made of 15-20 hours workweeks. Anyway, more money helps reaching my perfect work-life balance, which is 100% Life. Each extra day I go to work pays for 10 days of Life (uninvested). Let’s rush these last miles!
  • Hooli is a highly competitive workplace and even though part time working is totally accepted, it’s hard to get promoted. At my level of tenure it’s expected to grow, so I better get my sheet together and push on the pedal. Get promoted, get more money, and then maybe unplug a little bit. Eventually I might switch back to 80% after a promotion, will see. It may take one or two years to reach next level.

Numbers & Details

Don’t want to go deep here, if you care about that take a look at my NW sheet and the tabs with expenses, investing,…

Expenses highlights

Trips to Montevecchia, Rome and Austria (1843 CHF)

Yearly public transport pass for Mrs RIP (807 CHF). We’re trying Mobility for car sharing, added 25 CHF on top of the yearly pass price to have a Mobility account.

Eating out too much, above 300 hundreds per month since July. We have a lot of friends. When we came back from honeymoon everybody wanted to have a dinner with us to get updates. We love to spend time with friends, but weekends are not enough to satisfy all our social needs. Did I tell you Mrs RIP is a social beast? Well, I’m the one who pushes for having dinners at home with friends (the famous RIPPizza!) but it’s not practical during the weekdays. So we went dining out more than expected. I guess this is going back to normal in October.

New running shoes for just 50 CHF!

Wait, I gotta tell you the whole story 🙂

I’ve ran my half marathon with shoes I felt ashamed of. Here in Switzerland everybody is visibly rich. Very rich.

They spend tons of money on everything. Sports make no difference. And it’s not that reasonable thing like “I’m getting good at Squash, let’s upgrade my entry level racket to an outrageously expensive and professional one!“. No, they go directly with cutting edge equipment.

It means that at the race everybody was wearing shiny new 500 Francs shoes and I had a pair of broken old Adidas, close to cutting themselves apart. Yes, you can see them in the picture. Probably you can’t see the not matching socks though, let me help you with another pic.

The shoes were falling apart but I’ve been running with them for last 3 years and I didn’t feel comfortable getting new ones just before the race. I decided to run this race and them let them go (with a bit of sadness).

Early on the following week I went shopping for shoes, a thing I hate hate hate. I set up a budget of 100 CHF and… wtf… after having visited few stores I discovered that here in the rich Switzerland you can’t buy decent running shoes for less than 150 CHF. I was close to give up when I found a dusty box on a shop with “on sale” on it.

Last pair left, size 12 (my size) US, Nike Zoom Pegasus 33 Shield. Price Tag: 60 CHF. I googled it and checked the suggested price was roughly 120-140 CHF, trending down since they just launched the Nike Zoom Pegasus Whatever 34. I didn’t care about the new model, I tried the shoes, I loved them (they’re also good for a heavyweight like me, with extra softness on the heels), I decided to buy them.

Not fully satisfied, I googled for Hooli discounts and discovered that we, Hooli employees, have 10% off for purchases on that shop. Would it work on top of the 50% sale? Yes it did! The clerk at the shop: “ok… 60 CHF… minus 10%… ok, give me 50 CHF“. Yes, final price was 50 CHF for my new shiny running shoes. I feel so good when I find such bargains 🙂

Income: 32,369 CHF – Expenses: 10,105 CHF – Savings: 22,264
Saving rate for the two months is 68.8%
Saving rate for 2017 so far: 61.6%. Excluding Wedding: 73.9%
Net worth is 687,399 EURDelta for the two months is +34,785 EUR
FI% jumped to 62.06% (delta is not meaningful since I backfilled)

100% FI Forecast: 34 months left.
FI Date Forecast: July 2020.
Current Allowance: Year 22,340 EUR – Month 1,862 EUR – Day 61 EUR
Current Withdrawal Rate: Real: 10.44% – Ideal: 5.24%
Years of Ideal expenses accumulated: 19.1

That’s all folks!

RIP… you promised this time it would have been shorter…

screw you 🙂

The hardest part about your asset allocation strategy is to stick with it

Editorial note: I’ve been not much motivated to write on this blog recently but do not worry, I’m not giving up. I have a lot of ideas and blog posts I want to throw out! It just seems to me that writing a decent post takes so much time that I’m always behind schedule and frustrated by that. I’m trying new things, like switching to smaller but more frequent posts.

Hi RIP friends,

I’m having a conversation with my future self and he’s mocking me hard. I can not stand it 🙁

He says “you can’t understand” and that really pisses me off. What the hell are you talking about?

He says “you’re giving ‘advices’ on something you have no idea and no experience with, like investments“. Well, ok, I agree I don’t have decades of recorded history with investing, and I consider that my biggest financial mistake (a close call with buying a sheetty flat that lost 30-50% of its 2010 price and that it’s not rented out and costs taxes and condo fees) but it’s unfair to tell I know nothing!

Listen:

  • I studied a lot in last 5 years, I’m leveraging the experience, knowledge and mistakes of hundreds of wise people I follow.
  • I already made mistakes and learned from them: I got burned in 2000-2002 market crash and lost money (peanuts today, 50% of my savings at that time) selling at market low after 2 years of seeing my investments sink.
  • I’m investing steadily since beginning of 2016, I defined my strategy, my asset allocation and I’m sticking with it (well, more on this later…)
  • I made money so far! Ok, I know it’s not a valid point, I just wanted to show off 😀

What?

What does it mean “Kid, you’re playing with action figures, you didn’t start the real war yet“?

What do you want?

Ok, let me tell you this: so far everything was good and easy. You’re trying to optimize asset allocation, rebalancing strategy, stocks/bonds split cause you think that’s what’s important. Sure it is, but you know what is way more important than that? Sticking with it no matter what. And I don’t mean sticking with the original plan you write down in your 20s when you’re 70. It obviously will change according to your tastes, opportunities, luck, risk aversion, political and economic conditions… Maybe you’ll buy a Mars ETF in 50 years or maybe ETFs will disappear and everybody will use roboadvisors, I don’t know. Well, actually I do know – I’m from the future – but the time machine guys told me I can’t tell you much, sorry. What I mean with ‘sticking with it’ is to learn how avoid panicking when the market crashes. And be sure it will (hey robots… ahem ‘machine guys’, that’s no spoiler c’mon!). So now you should stop looking daily at your current balance and stop feeling happy for a gain a sad for a loss. You have no idea. One day you’ll see your numbers cut in half and your heart will miss a beat or two. Learn how to cope with that but stay put. Do mental training, do whatever, but stick with it. Bye. Ciao. Sayonara. And learn Chinese and Arabic languages. Byeeeeeee. And in season 25 John Snow becomes a white walker and teleports himself in The Walking Dead. tschüß!

No, wait, what about Bitcoins?? Should I… he’s gone 🙁

Maybe he’s right, I’m a kid playing with action figures, but it’s really hard – no matter how hard you try – to understand something you didn’t experience. This is a well known problem, known as Mary’s Room or Knowledge Argument.

Thank you “big brother” for your help, now I need to figure out what to do. One good thing you pointed out is to do some sort of mental and behavioural training. Here some hints:

  • Avoid checking your balance multiple times a day. Try to stay one day or one week without knowing how your investments are doing. Nothing will happen, relax. My score 1 to 10: 3. It’s really rare I don’t look at my investments each day. They’re one click away, it’s so tempting and easy to access them. It’s getting better though, I don’t check my balance in the morning and some days I forget to do it entirely.
  • Detach from small term wins and losses. Play the long game. investments are going up? It’s not necessary good, it means your money will buy less shares when you invest tomorrow’s savings. My score 1 to 10: 5. I’m no more enthusiast when I see daily gains in the four digits but I feel shivering along the back when things go south. More concerned about currency fluctuations than stocks price though. Currency fluctuations is a zero sum game, so when my reference currency (EUR) gets stronger compared with my income and other investments currencies (CHF and USD) I’m not ok.
  • Avoid trying to beat the market. That’s rule 0. You’re neither smarter nor more informed than wall street sharks. If you’re eager of greater returns you may deep dive into leveraged investing, individual stock picking, exotic/trending investing (lithium, cryptocurrencies, art pieces, quinoa farms). This is a road to failure. Yes, you may get 50% this year, so why not double your investments next year? Booom. My score 1 to 10: 7. I’m well fond here. I’m totally ok with a single digit long term average returns. I know that this last 2 years at double digits are exceptions. But… but it’s addictive! I started, just ‘by curiosity’ to investigate other investments. Good thing I’m old and ‘wise’ enough to keep myself calm and safe.
  • Avoid market timing. Another rule 0. Enough said. My score 1 to 10: 6. I can do better here. I’m scared we’re at all time high and I’m reluctant to put more money in. I’ve actually sold some investments (what?!?!? More on this later). I’ve let ~90k cash sitting on our accounts and lost opportunities because “the market is high now”. Don’t do like me. Listen my “big brother from future”, please.
  • Keep fees low. One aspect you can optimize with almost no downsides is costs and their compound effect over years. Keep fees low. Fees and taxes. My score 1 to 10: 9. I only invest in automated index funds, with low TERs. All ETFs. I invest thru a very low cost broker, with no monthly fee (if you have more than 100k USD invested) and very very low trade fees: interactivebrokers.
  • Keep activity low. The more you buy and sell things, the more you spend. Every time you change strategy, it costs you trade fees. Minimize your activity. Rebalance without selling. My score 1 to 10: 8. I’m ok but I’ve been moving something around and changing my strategy a little bit recently. I’m actually investigating changing ETF for my S&P500 fund. Switching from the IShares one I currently own to a Vanguard one to minimize taxes on dividends and fees. The cost of the switch is approx 160 USD (80 to sell 100k of shares at 0.08% trade fee and 80 to buy new shares of the new ETF at the same trade fee). Is it worth? Probably yes, but what if tomorrow a new ETF comes out that is more convenient? Hard to tell what to do.
  • Keep asset allocation changes under control. As I said, your AA will naturally change over time, it’s  a natural and healthy process. What’s unhealthy for your finances is changing it drastically and frequently. My score 1 to 10: 6. It’s not been yet 2 years of personal investments history and I’ve already changed AA several times: I sold all my Tech ETF shares (more on this later), I changed Stocks/Bond/RealEstate split, I increased from 30k to 50k our cash emergency fund, added emerging markets and pacific ETFs and recently started dividend investing (more on this later). I’ve done too much.
  • Keep saving and investing. Nothing is more important than the basics of personal finance. Don’t explode your lifestyle, keep spending less than you earn. My score 1 to 10: 9. We’re doing great, still saving two third of our take home pay.

Details about my recent investment-related actions

I sold all my Tech ETF in August. Why? Several reasons:

  • Diversification. I knew I was too much exposed to tech: S&P 500 is dominated by tech, I work in a Tech company, I had more than 15% invested in Tech ETF at one point (May-July 2016).
  • integrity. I joined Hooli in 2012 as a techie enthusiast but I’m growing up skeptical and a bit disenchanted by it. Take a look at South Park season 19. Take a look at the thousands TED Talks about “how our smartphone is ruining our lives”. I feel a little bit addicted to distractions, I see my ability to focus degrading. I want to detach and disconnect a little bit, and I honestly hope for a simpler future where we get back our life and our attention and we become users again, not just targets for ads targeting Machine Learning algorithms. Computers should be machines that perform tasks we ask them to do, not fancy assistants that suggest us what we should be entertained with. Am I biased? Of course! Is it good to be biased? No it’s not. So why do I do it? Well, I’m still investing in tech (S&P 500 and US Small Cap) so I’m still getting the benefits, but I think it’s important to put your money where your mouth is. I want to bet on a future I like more.
  • Loss Aversion. Look at the CAPE ratios of all tech companies. Look at price/earning ratios. They’re driven by hype and high expectations, like startups. It’s very high risk investing. Microsoft, Amazon, Google, Facebook, Apple, Tesla, Hooli stocks are all time high not because of their profits, because everyone expects them to grow drastically. Too much risky in my opinion.

Anyway, here’s a summary of my experience with the Tech ETF XLKS:

At peak I invested ~85k USD on it. I bought the shares below 100 USD per share. I sold them over time at 116-140 USD. Total profit in ~20 months: 23,658 USD. Let’s celebrate! Thanks XLKS! Yes, I’d be better off still owning the ETF since share value today is 145 USD, but who cares? Well, had I sold the final block yesterday instead of a month ago I’d have earned 1k USD more. I just sold the ETF and kept money on my brokerage account uninvested. It pissed me off to see that I did something stupid and that “a man in coma” would have performed better than me. Anyway, these are the kind of thoughts you should not be obsessed about! Reread the hints above! That’s why the “big brother” came visiting us! Shut up and celebrate the 23.6k USD profit 🙂

I invested in World High Yield Dividend stocks

I’ve always been fascinated by dividend growth investing and I wanted to try. I like the idea of an “income from stocks ownership“. After selling my Tech ETF I felt like I’m well balanced in Markets exposure (US, Europe, EM, Pacific), so I didn’t have a market in mind. Let’s go for the World. I investigated a bit on justetf and there are not that many ETFs available. I considered for a fraction of a second the option of buying and holding individual stocks but it’s a job on its own and I didn’t want to do that.

I invested 38.5k USD in the Vanguard FTSE All-World High Dividend Yield UCITS ETF, ISIN: IE00B8GKDB10, Ticker: VHYD, traded on LSE (London Stock Exchange). Finally, I’m part of the Vanguard family too!

RIP, how is this ETF? What’s its TER? Is it tax efficient?

Good questions! I see you read my ETF 101 post, well done!

Well, I’m experimenting with it, I want to see how it goes. First time owning a distributing ETF (distributing quarterly!). What I know is:

  • TER is  0.29, not very low. Index tracking ETFs usually have lower fees, single basis points digit. I guess it’s because of being “world”. It’s algorithmically harder and bureaucratically less efficient to handle the World market, so come higher costs.
  • Dividend issuing companies are expected on average to produce less total revenue (stocks growth plus dividend issued) over time than companies who don’t distribute profits. Why? Well, from a company point of view keeping profits and reinvesting them instead of giving them away should be better.
  • It’s not tax efficient for two reasons. First: in Switzerland profits are taxed while capital gains are not. Second: the fund is domiciled in Ireland, so dividend withholds from various governments cannot be redeemed with a DA-1 form.

On the plus side we have:

  • Companies with a strong history of growing dividends weren’t impacted much by last 2 toughest market crashes of this millennia (2000-2002 and 2008). I consider this an edge against inevitable market crashes. Kind of a less riskier stocks investment, since bonds are dead nowadays. Yes, it may be a double edged sword, since a company who’s giving growing dividends may fall dramatically if they stop following this pattern (which could be an option in time of recession). I know it may all be a Ponzi scheme and I’m on the last ride, but I feel confident. Coca Cola is not going anywhere in next 50 years.

So, let’s see how it works 🙂

Last year the fund issued 4 dividends for a total of 1.572 CHF of imposable profits (according with the Swiss tax authority), which is a yield of 3.07%. This year, so far, 3 dividends for a total of 1.369 CHF (projected to 1.825 at end of year) with a yield of 3.27%. Plus the fund share grew by 11% during 2017. Not bad, I’m all in 🙂

Final notes about my Net Work doc and my Monthly updates

I updated my doc a bit, like I retroactively added pro-rated expected bonus and thirteen salary to boost my motivation (and chances of not getting both of them today are close to zero). Progress toward the big goal: 62.06%. progress bar on the logo needs to be updated.

More details on the next financial update, which will probably become a quarterly post instead of a monthly one.

That’s all folks!

RIP, you told us that this would have been a shorter post… I count  more than 2300 words…

Cmon, shut the f*ck up, I’m back 🙂

My Net Worth Split by Currencies

Hi RIP readers,

Last months my finances have been dominated by currencies fluctuations more than savings and/or investments earnings (and/or weddings!). I’ve always considered currencies fluctuations a minor factor (and I still do) in wealth management. A factor not worth taking into account, especially when talking about three of the most stable currencies around: the Euro, the U.S. Dollar and the Swiss Franc. They’re pretty solid, aren’t they? None of these will swing by more than 5% in a year compared to any other of them, am I right? We’re not in Zimbabwe!

Well, no. Currencies, even the most stable, have trends and drifts. They’re like giant turtles: they have smaller short term volatility compared to stocks and bonds, but they may go on a straight line for months and accumulate a substantial gap over years.

Before you start screaming: no, I’m not going to invest in Forex or other pure speculative assets anytime soon. Speculating over currencies is a pure bet and you shouldn’t do it for the following reason: while stocks and bonds are expected to grow in the long run, currency pairs are expected to stay neutral. Why? Well, you tell my why not! So you’re facing trade fees for a zero expected return. Even worse: professionals and more informed traders are playing with Forex trading better than you do. Guess who’s going to get the pluses in this zero (almost, due to trade fees) sum game?

So why do I care about currencies?

Diversification.

Yes, the wise investor mantra! Diversifying by currency is another way to avoid betting on a single horse, a way to edge yourself against high inflation in your main currency.

But RIP, being exposed to a single currency is how almost anyone live… Are we all crazy??

No, they are not. But it’s important to know that even though my grandpa is not investing, he actually is. He’s investing all in Euro currency: his pension, his flat and his savings. It’s an accepted risk, maybe. But it’s important to be aware and recognize you’re at risk. A small risk, if your main currency is the one used in the country where you live and where you plan to live for the rest of your life.

Anyway my situation is different – and I assume I’m not alone in this, given the high mobility of my generation: I was born in Italy, I’m living in Switzerland and I’m working for an American company (and planning to comeback to Italy). I need to play with three currencies!

Note: when I say “diversify by currency” I don’t mean the trading currency. I mean the currency of the underlying assets. For example, if you own a S&P 500 ETF traded in CHF it doesn’t mean you are exposed to CHF, you’re still exposed to USD which is the currency of the underlying assets. In case CHF halved compared to USD, you’r fund is going to instantly double its face value in CHF.

Ok, RIP, what are you going to do to edge yourself against currency fluctuations?

Well, I don’t know yet. First step is always awareness: I’ve added a new sheet to my NW spreadsheet to monitor my currency exposure across EUR, CHF and USD.

Second, I’m probably going to try to keep my exposure almost always balanced, eventually slight unbalanced in favor of EUR first, CHF second and USD third – that’s because I plan to retire in Italy. If plans will change, balance changes too. I’m not going to formalize this by adding some rules to my IPS, I’ll just drop an eye on it every once in a while.

Let’s take a look at our currency split over the last 5 years 🙂

Here are absolute values of assets in each currency.

To compare apples with apples everything is converted to EUR. It means the ~290k peak in the green CHF line in January 2016 is actually ~320k CHF (1 CHF = 0.903 EUR in January 2016).

What we can see is that last 5 years can be divided in 3 phases:

First, the “What are other currencies?” phase. From minus infinity to November 2012. Before moving out of Italy I only owned assets in Euro and everything was easy.

Second, the “Holy sheet let’s pile a huge amount of cash in this fancy currency!” phase. From November 2012 to January 2016. I’m so dumb. I’m sooooo dumb. I’ve been saving ~70% of my salary and watching the pile grow in my 0.1% saving account. So ridiculously dumb. Btw, the jump in January 2015 is due to unpegging CHF to EUR. I’m so dumb.

Let’s take a look at S&P500 between November 2012 and January 2016

Out of those 320k CHF, 200k were investable cash (the rest being Pension Pillars 2&3). I just ran the math to quantify my dumbness, i.e. how much it would have become if I had invested month by month during those 3 years. Drums roll… 242k tadaaaa. I left 42k CHF on the table by not investing for those 3 years. Second biggest financial mistake of my life!

Takeaway for you readers: invest as soon as possible.

I’ve always been financially illiterate and scared of market crashes. I just stashed cash, but to reach FI you have to invest your stash. You need your green army to go to work for you!

Third, the “Wait, let’s try to be smart” phase. From February 2016 on. Started investing, differentiated by asset class, markets, currencies…  Did a huge rebalance in November 2016 to expose myself more to EUR than CHF and USD. EUR is so predominant today due to currency fluctuations, maybe I’ll rebalance again in January 2018.

Here’s percent split of our NW:

and here an area chart because… why not?

Final thoughts: even if you’re living your single currency life, please take few minutes to consider whether it’s worth diversifying your assets by currency. This is not a game where passive play is safer than active. You’re always in the game, even if you’re not aware of it.

May-June-July 2017 Financial Update – Yet Another Wedding

Hi RIP voyeurs,

Yes, I’m still alive!

It’s been quite a long time since my last post but I’ve been very busy with organizing my Wedding, enjoying a month long Honeymoon and wrapping life up after such a big break. Blogging has obviously been postponed for a while.

Follow me over this three months financial update, but first listen to this: I don’t know if I’ll be back at an acceptable post frequency. You know why? I don’t have much to say these days. I’ve been wandering around Italy for a month and that has been terrific. We’ve visited a bunch of amazing places with only one thing in common: sheetty internet. I’ve been forced able to disconnect for a while and It’s not been easy. I don’t want to look like “I found time to stare at flowers and butterflies, and the world out there is an amazing place“, I already know that. Fact is that once returned back to normal life I started digging into my feed reader and my Youtube subscriptions to find that… all articles nowadays look the same. It’s the same article loop being repeated to the infinity. kill your debts, invest, save, earn more, 4534534 ways to save money while washing your dishes, 401 ways to improve your 401(k)… I unsubscribed from several feeds and committed to post only content that is originaluseful and personal – in the end this is a blog! It’s my way to track progresses and be “crowd accountable” on my goals.

Another rant.

I’m getting impatient.

Life’s been so amazing while far from work that I can’t really wait so long to build a better life. The FI-nal goal keeps being pushed far in the future due to more safety margins, lower SWR and the need to define a concrete retirement plan that demands answering questions like “where?”, “how?” and “how many people?”. Maybe current FU Number needs to be revisited and consequently the RE date.

Add to this that getting back to work after a month made everything so clear: what I accept as normal in my daily life, such as “spend most of my waking hours at work, then go back home tired to try to decompress”, is so ridiculously wrong. I felt like being the slave who escaped the Plato Cave. First week after the Honeymoon has been one of the worst of my professional life. Not because strange things happened, simply because nothing happened. My wife experienced similar feelings coming back to her job.

Anyway, we’re not going anywhere soon. We just hadn’t had time to sit down and do some self analysis after the storm. We plan to do that next week. Self assessment, goal setting, priorities and a plan.

Fact is that I’m questioning the importance of the final goal (but we all know that FIRE is not the final goal) versus a significant slow-down that improves our lives today.

But RIP, you did slow down! You’re working 80%!

Yes, but that’s not enough! Working 80% had been awesome so far, but it’s a change in degree not a change in kind. I still live in the same place and do the same things. 4 days working and 3 days weekend, which means 9-10 hours alone (on Friday, roughly 8.30am to 5.30pm) plus 2.5 days involved in social activities, is not enough. Needless to say that most of my Fridays went to “The Wedding Project”. Needless to say that it’s been impossible to stick to “wake up early” in last 2 months. Maybe working 60% would be a sensible increase in well being, but right now it’s not feasible. Working 60% would be a nice setup for afterFIRE life.

And it’s not vertical enough! During our Honeymoon I was dreaming about a 66% arrangement: working October to May (8 months) and taking 4 months (June, July, August and September) off, each year. That would be really awesome. 4 months each year to travel and enough freedom to devote contiguous blocks of time to personal projects. A dream. I don’t think my employer would like that proposal though. I would accept a 75% with 3 months off too. Yet another possible setup for afterFIRE life, seasonally hopping from one project/company to another.

Ok, long rantish introduction is over, let’s get back to the main dish!

Welcome back to my monthly update. As usual, the reference doc is my NW spreadsheet.

Overview

Thanks to Mr. USD and Mr. CHF nosedive it may seem not a great quarter, with a tree month NW Delta +11,942 EUR. Split by month is May: +6,142, June: +11,458 and July: -5658. Yes, in July our Net Worth measured in EUR went down by more than 5k. Bad investments? Not at all. Spent more than we earned? Nope, we saved almost 55% of our take-home pay.

“RIP, Are you kidding me?”

Nein! Welcome to the land of a multi-currency life! The fact that both CHF and USD dropped a lot compared to EUR combined with the fact that our NW is roughly equally split among EUR (ETF and an apartment), CHF (Pillar 2, 3 and cash) and USD (several ETFs) generated this funny situation where our NW measured in CHF (+52k) or USD (+74k) skyrocketed, but in EUR it sinked.

Truth is, I’m satisfied. A Wedding went by without leaving any dent in our finances. That’s actually ridiculous. I knew it’d be true, since Italians use to give money gifts, roughly paying back their share of the main cost (the restaurant/location) and giving something more. Add to that that close relatives like parents and grand parents – yes, I still have 2 living grand parents – use to give a lot, in the order of thousands of Euros. Essentially our absolutely-non-frugal Wedding went by costing almost zero to us. Not an excuse to indulge in luxury, someone is still paying for it (and your turn is split across a lifetime of other people’s weddings).

Major wins for May-July 2017:

  • Mr. Market still very generous, with Emerging and Pacific performing amazingly, along with Tech US (again!). Anyway, the free ride maybe over soon: CAPE is close to 30.
  • June huge Hooli vesting. Several stocks, roughly 20k USD gross, 12k USD net. June is an amazing month. December will be even richer, unless Hooli stock price dropped or I get fired before.
  • Bonus while at the beach. Don’t check work email they say. Unless you see a subject like “Congrats Mr RIP, here’s a bonus for you: 1000 CHF!“. It was related to a project we launched just before I went on vacation. Nice feeling 🙂
  • Zero Spending for 8 days in a row. Mrs RIP tool June off. She went to Italy on May 31st to babysit The Wedding Project in its final days. I joined her on Thursday June 8th evening. Despite money flowing away from us by the thousands those days, I went hardcore cheapass. I spent ZERO in those 8 days alone. Zero. I ate leftovers, I biked to work. I walked. I avoided any – ANY – expense. It felt great, although financially impactless.
  • Financially Neutral Wedding. Enough said. I won’t dig into details. Honeymoon (4.4k CHF) not included. Expensive Wedding covered by gifts plus an almost frugal Honeymoon on our shoulders.
  • Yet Another Rent Reduction. Referenzzinssatz (reference index) went down and we asked for a rent reduction. Got 28 CHF per month back, starting in October 2017. From 1443 CHF/Mo to 1415 CHF/Mo, including Condo Fees.

Losses of May-July 2017:

  • CHF and USD Nosedive. Both currencies are losing terrain respect EUR. USD lost 11% since the beginning of the year, while CHF lost 6.4%. Enough already said.
  • Too many expenses. Even if you remove the Wedding from the equation, our baseline is too high. Trending higher. We need to return on Earth asap and take control.
  • Indulged in new internet + tv contract with UPC Cablecom. After 4.5 years with the same contract and hardware, I decided to do some upgrades. Moar Internet (200Mbps), moar TV (10+ Italian Channels), bettah Hardware (Verizon HD Recorder vs old Mediabox). 115 CHF/Mo vs 64 CHF/Mo. Wait! Before you start screaming let me add that: (1) new offer include cabling costs of 38 CHF/Mo that I’m currently paying in my condo fees (so I expect them to drop by the same amount) and (2) Hooli is reimbursing 50% of my “internet fee”. Final math says I save some money with the new contract. I still feel somewhat guilty for this upgrade…
  • Mrs RIP took a sabbatical month for our Wedding plus the first week of July as paid vacation. No salary on June for her. It’s a financial loss even though it’s been amazing for her to stay ~40 days without working.

Other financial facts:

  • Heavy investment rebalance. I was hoarding cash for the mid-year investment rebalance. Sent roughly 30k CHF, 10k EUR and 15k USD to Interactive Brokers and rebalanced to meet my IPS. Purchased 30k EUR of Euro Stoxx600 ETF and 15k USD of Small Cap US ETF. Still 8k CHF are sitting on IB, for me to play the “let’s time the market!” game.
  • Finally closed UBS account in early May. Simplify, simplify.
  • Moved my Pillar 3a saving account from PF to UBS and opened a Pillar 3a for Mrs. RIP. Thrown there 6768 CHF for both of us, the maximum allowed. Our 2 Pillar 3a accounts sum up to more than 40k CHF. Still unsure if it’s worth investing the Pillar 3a with PostFinance Funds like Pension75.
  • Closed Mrs RIP Italian expensive bank account and moved her money into our shared EUR account within our PostFinance accounts. I’m keeping my Italian bank account mainly for easy cash access when in Italy and to not have to sell our 12k EUR, 5.5% yield Buoni Postali (CDs). Current setup for EUR expenses: cash withdraws either at Swiss PF ATMs with EUR PF Card or in Italy at Bancoposta ATMs. At shops, use my Italian ATM card. Online… we need to use a CHF card (Cumulus Mastercard) and accept currency conversion spread.

Other Facts:

  • We got Married, again 🙂 This time in Italy, with 130 guests and a church, a cake, rings, dresses and all the stuff. I didn’t expect it to be so extremely amazing. We had a perfect day, surrounded by all the friends and relatives we wanted with us on that special day. Totally worth all the effort (a lot of it) we put on it.

  • We spent a month on Honeymoon. We didn’t do anything very fancy according to standard Maldives/Seychelles honeymoons. We rode Mrs.RIP parents’ car across Italy for 4k Kms, heading south on the East coast (Marche, Abruzzo, Molise, Apulia) and coming back in the north along the West coast (Basilicata, Campania, Lazio, Tuscany). It’s been a relaxing month, spent on italian food, beaches and sea in June and early July when the crowds are not on vacation yet. Heaven!

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  • I just returned from a end of July 3 day hike with 3 friends: Pragelpass Weg. Just to remind myself how awesome is to be in the nature, with friends. 60km in 3 days with backpacks.

  • Blogged Zero in last three months. I still love writing and I want to do more of it. Now that life might ease a little bit I expect to be more active. By “blogged zero” I mean not even interacting with other bloggers, commenting other posts, twits, etc. I didn’t even log into FB for a couple of months (and found few messages I should have replied earlier, sorry friends!).

Numbers & Details

Total Income for the three months was 74,783 CHF (row 40). Income includes Wedding Gifts, salaries, stocks and a spot bonus.

Total Expenses for the three months were 36,265 CHF (row 41), without Wedding&Honeymoon 12,251 CHF (row 46).  More details on my expenses sheet.

Yes, I consider wedding gifts as income and wedding expenses as expenses. Not just for accounting cleanliness, but for long term planning and forecasting I’d like to not consider these one-off events. I’m also keeping track of income/expenses without Wedding/Honeymoon (rows 45 and 46). Expenses without wedding were below 4500 CHF per month.

Expenses highlights:

  • Wedding & Honeymoon. A_LOT CHF, totally worth it :).
  • Housing. More than 760 CHF taxes for the Italian apartment…
  • Utilities. Paid yearly 450 CHF tax on TV in May. Spent 70 CHF in roaming data in Italy during Honeymoon.
  • Groceries below average since we’ve not been at home for a while.
  • Leisure. Purchased Pandemic Legacy to play it with close friends. Mrs. RIP withdrew 500 CHF for her personal expenses. Classified as Other Leisure and accounted at withdraw time (she probably has still most of the 500 CHF in her wallet, but I don’t want and need to know).
  • Travel. 320 CHF for the three day hike on the Pragelpass.
  • Dinners out. Everyone wanted to meet us once we’ve returned to Switzerland, so we indulged a little bit with going out in July (close to 300 CHF spent).

Total savings are 38,518 CHF (row 42).

Saving rate for the three months is 51.5% (row 43), excluding Wedding 75.6% (row 47).

Saving rate for 2017 so far: 60.0% (cell Q43), excluding Wedding 75.3% (cell Q47).

Net worth is 643,444 EUR (cell K17), Delta is +11,942 EUR (row 18).

The progress bar changed from 57.01% to 58.09% , with a step of +1.08% (in three months) toward the big goal.

Forecast for 100% FIRE: 42 months left (+7 months), i.e. forecast Fire Date is January 1st 2021, (cell V10). That’s horrible 🙁 The goal is moving away from me faster than I’m moving toward it. It’s like space expansion caused by dark energy that makes galaxy clusters move away from each other at a faster than light speed… I dread to see what would happen to this very metric when market crashes.

Current Monthly allowance: 1,743 EUR (+33 EUR, cell V13).
Current Daily allowance: 57 EUR (cell V14). Food is paid forever from now on. We won’t starve!
Current Withdrawal Rate – Real:  11.06% (+2.19%, cell V16). A disaster. Current WR is driven by current last 12 months spending, and these include Wedding.
Current Withdrawal Rate – Ideal: 5.59% (-0.11%, cell V17).
Years of Ideal expenses accumulated: 17.9 (cell V20).

Next Steps & Other Updates

  • Thinking about moving to a bigger apartment. I know it seems totally anti-minimalist, but we had an opportunity we declined few weeks ago. Our current apartment is just fine for the two of us, and extremely cheap for where we live. We love it even though it lacks basic comforts like a dishwasher, a washing machine (it’s in the basement, shared with other 10 neighbors), an elevator (we live on the second floor, European second floor i.e. American third floor) and parking space. We’re ok with all the limitations for now. What if we had a baby?
  • Need to face the italian apartment now. It’s costing me. It’s not rented. It’s kind of abandoned. Time to take a decision, probably sell it with a loss. It’s not easy though. I need to go there to talk with agencies and get an evaluation and bla bla bla.

That’s all folks!